ROAD TRIP!!!
July 10th, 2009With the passing of the July 4th holiday, numerous American’s trekked across our great country. People traveled by plane, car, train, or by some other various form of transportation. A common dilemma experienced by travelers is having the unfortunate pleasure of sitting next to that one person that no one wants to be stuck next to.
Proudly, I declare that it is my mission when traveling in the small confines of the minivan, to be that person. It is hard work, but somebody has to do it. When going on a vacation or small trip, I know just what to do to keep it real.
Firstly, talk and talk and talk and talk. This is a sure way to drive people nuts! Talk about anything…or nothing at all! Doesn’t matter, just talk.
Secondly, sing with the radio. It doesn’t matter if you know the words- improvise! That makes for some fun- show casing your creative ability, as well as driving your fellow passengers crazy!
A personal favorite activity is the calling out of license plates. I can point out a Florida orange, Georgia peach, the red, white and blue of an Ohio plate, and the Palm tree found on a South Carolina plate faster than anyone! After a while, passengers get tired of this constant naming and they are prone to become irritated.
You know that you have accomplished your job when people are constantly playing popcorn in the vehicle, changing seats- front to back and any other possible way to escape from the annoying wrath brought down by yours truly. Another positive sign is the endless laughter that is associated with this type of behavior.
The only bad thing that could happen to the annoying person is mutiny on the open road. By this I mean getting left at a McDonald’s.
When traveling this summer, have fun and if you are that dreaded person that nobody wishes to sit next to, live it up to the fullest. Embrace your role and get the job done! I know I do!

